The nominations have been announced.

Yes, I know, you can go just about everywhere on the net right now and read today's Oscar Award nominations.

But these aren't them.
Nope.

I'm talking about the RAZZIE's, The 25th Annual Golden Raspberry Award Nominations!
(and it's somewhat appropriate that I'm writing about this today, since I've been working on the artwork for a package of Razzles most of the day.)

Without further ado:

Worst Picture
ALEXANDER
CATWOMAN
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
WHITE CHICKS

Worst Actor
Ben Affleck (JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS)
George W. Bush (FAHRENHEIT 9/11)
Vin Disel (CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK)
Colin Farrell (ALEXANDER)
Ben Stiller (ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL, ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH)

Worst Actress
Halle Berry (CATWOMAN)
Hilary Duff (CINDERELLA STORY and RAISE YOUR VOICE)
Angelina Jolie (ALEXANDER and TAKING LIVES)
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen (NEW YORK MINUTE)
Shawn & Marlon (The Wayans Sisters) (WHITE CHICKS)

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra (STARKSY & HUTCH)
Jennifer Lopez (JERSEY GIRL)
Condoleeza Rice (FAHRENHEIT 9/11)
Britney Spears (FAHRENHEIT 9/11)
Sharon Stone (CATWOMAN)

Worst Supporting Actor
Val Kilmer (ALEXANDER)
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger  (AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS)
Donald Rumsfeld (FAHRENHEIT 9/11)
Jon Voight (SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2)
Lambert Wilson (CATWOMAN)

Worst Director
Bob Clark (SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2)
Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader (EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING)
“Pitof” (CATWOMAN)
Oliver Stone (ALEXANDER)
Keenan Ivory Wayans (WHITE CHICKS)


NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE

CATWOMAN = 7  (Picture, Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Couple, Director, Screenplay)
ALEXANDER = 6  (Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor, Director, Screenplay)
WHITE CHICKS = 5 (Picture, Actress, Director, Couple, Screenplay)
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 = 5 (Actor, Couple, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress 2x)
SUPERBABIES = 4  (Picture, Supporting Actor, Director, Screenplay)
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS = 3   (Picture, Actor, Screenplay)
JERSEY GIRL = 3 (Actor, Supporting Actress, Couple)
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE = 2 (Supporting Actor, Remake or Sequel)
EXORCIST 4: THE BEGNINNING = 2 (Director, Remake or Sequel)
NEW YORK MINUTE = 2 (Actress, Couple)
STARSKY & HUTCH = 2 (Actor, Supporting Actress)