Today's the First Day of the November Sweeps!

So to start this month out right I went over to Media News to see what goodies the Networks have planned for us. Today, beginning with ABC are their Premieres, Specials, Finales and Guest Stars (followed by my snarky remarks)

ABC Series Premieres:
-Day Break – Wednesday, Nov. 15: 9 p.m. ET
-Big Day – Tuesday, Nov. 28: 9 p.m. E

(Great scheduling guys, two new shows, a day apart, with “Day” in their title. I know that one of them is the “Groundhog Day” rip off, but I’ll damned if I remember which one)

-Show Me the Money – Tuesday, Nov. 14: 9:30-11 p.m. ET (preview)

(I’ll avoid this one on the principle that it’s named after one of the most over used and annoying movie quotes- EVER!)

Season Finales:
-Dancing With the Stars – Wednesday, Nov. 15: 8 p.m. ET

(YEAH!!! Now PLEEEEEEEAAASSEE DON’T BRING IT BACK!!!!!!!)

ABC Specials:

-A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving – Monday, Nov. 20: 8 p.m. ET (R)

-A Charlie Brown Christmas – Tuesday, Nov. 28: 8 p.m. ET (R)

Wait a minute, the Christmas special is only 8 DAYS after the Thanksgiving special? Geez, can they cram the holidays in any closer??!)

Guest Stars:
-Salma Hayek on Ugly Betty - Thursday, Nov. 9: 8 p.m. ET
-Jewel on Men in Trees - Friday, Nov. 10: 9 p.m. ET
-Martha Stewart on Ugly Betty - Thursday, Nov. 16: 8 p.m. ET
-JoBeth Williams on The Nine – Wednesday, Nov. 22: 10 p.m. ET
-Delta Burke on Boston Legal – Sunday, Nov. 26: 10 p.m. ET (special time period)

(Let's see: who cares, who cares, who cares, who cares and who cares. Ooh, hold me back. Better get my VCR set!)